Throwing Javelins at Your Cock
Reminds me of the form of Birth Control Patton Oswalt talked about by throwing javelins at peoples cocks. Looks like that might be an effective form as this person probably learned their lesson. Check out The FAIL Blog for more of the like. Some pretty entertaining stuff.
Endless Ocean (Nintendo Wii)
My obsession with micro manage/open ended games has taken itself to a new level with the new Nintendo Wii game Endless Ocean. And my friends shake their heads in disgust….. Read more »
Party Line with R.E.M., Modest Mouse, and The National
Ring… Ring… Ring…
Isaac Brock: Matt pick up the phone you funny motherfucker…
Matt Berninger: Umm… what? Hello?
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First Order Historians was started by Cal Meacham and Krazy Koz in 2007. Cal and Koz began writing together in 2003 on www.lastlifemedia.com and then moved on continuing to write together on other online projects. Cal currently lives in Tennessee and plays in a band called Separate By Miles. Krazy Koz has lost his mind in the Midwest and is still looking for it. We occasionally have additional contributors.You can get in contact with us at First Order Historians
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